• The Wisdom of Trees as Told by Voles (and Squirrels!)

    The Wisdom of Trees as Told by Voles (and Squirrels!)

    Let’s get this out up front. Voles are a problem if you have an ornamental garden. If you have fruit trees. Mulberry. Squirrels are problematic when they eat apricot bark. Plum bark. When I ask someone from the neighborhood who has been gardening longer than me they shrugged and said it was just part of the cycle and the squirrels never hurt their apple tree.

    I share this in the context of both questioning my own fear, my neighbor’s wisdom dismissing that fear fairly, and whatever the experts have to say as soon as I get around to asking them.

    I mention voles because it’s the same problem as with the squirrels. The human habitat and the natural habitat overlap because the humans push into new space and the animals push back.

    Photo of bark chewed up by squirrels on a tree.

    The squirrels eat the cambium off the fruit tree bark when they are pregnant. The voles create tunnels that add airgaps to trees roots. They’re building homes, and finding food. Neither of these things are inherently that different from what humans do when they need food and shelter. Except it’s more like taking your neighbors bread from his fridge without asking and then sleeping over on his couch. It’s still just competition for overlapping control of space.

    You think it’s humans vs. nature but it’s actually a free for all. How does the apricot feel about the squirrel eating away its protective layers? Does its bark getting eaten mean the inner wood dries out, exposing it to insects that further harm the tree? Does the tree care one way or another is the question that might be asked next except the real question is does the tree do anything at all? Can we officially declare the tree alive, part of this larger experiment we call life?

    A photograph of pin oak leaves in fall limned against a blue sky.

    I think trees think. I think they think very slowly, and use mycelium networks to interact within a larger grove. Mycelium is like the tree’s internet. So if they think, if they care at all about anything, how do they feel about their bark being eaten away by the squirrel? The vole girdling roots. Humans breaking branches and felling forests for food and shelter and profit, too?

    Before we go down that rabbit hole too much, if we’re going to claim trees have wisdom worth pondering from afar, we should add an element from the other end of the evolutionary spectrum: the habitually online human.

    I recently saw a comment on social media from someone asking, in a very specific context but accidentally framed as a generalization, “What is the probability that I die?”

    The answer was, “100%.” We’re all going to die, and this… overlaps with tree’s wisdom about the squirrels. I may not be ready but the tree’s attitude is 100% chance of life is worth it, and yet, still, someday it all ends. Often chaotically.

    You might understand but I don’t expect the voles or squirrels will. The vole’s wisdom is bullheaded: push forward and conquer. The only reason they’re not ruling the world is they got their niche and they like it. 

    The squirrel on the other hand, the pregnant one eating cambium, has no qualms. When questioned by a higher power about the possibility of their actions leading to the tree’s death, they say piss off. Squirrel baby needs nutrients. 

    A photo of dappled sunlight through maple leaves in the fall.

    This is anthropomorphizing and only interesting if we look at the inverse, too. The squirrels driven to give their progeny the best chance they can. Whatever’s in the trees cambium that they crave sure sounds like a trait that happens in humans during pregnancy, too.

    What if, in trying to act separate, we’re preventing ourselves from recognizing the wisdom, and idiocy, of not thinking of others? Not treating others like we ourselves like to be treated.

    Maybe the end goal shouldn’t be to be more like squirrels or voles, but to be like trees.

    Willing to help others because it adds sweetness to life. Even if at the cost of our own self-involvement.

    (The above excerpted from a letter sent by property owner to gardener. Arguing for a 12% pay cut, for the greater good. “Do what the trees would do!”, hand written at the top in red ink.)

  • Early Flowers are Still Early

    Early Flowers are Still Early

    The crocus are up. It’s still February and too early for flowers but maybe this isn’t a bad thing. What if there are insects that need early pollen? What if this just helps the ecosystem adapt to changes in weather and climate?

    The problem, I tell the client after they broach these questions, is not that they’re wrong, but that they are not entirely right, either.

    If everything shifts ahead two months we don’t get ecological business-as-usual. The ecosystem is not a machine crafted for all the parts to fit together perfectly in synchronous lockstep. It is a mess of chaos with each part of the system pushing or pulling to such a granular level of refinement you get balance. 

    This only works if the balance is maintained, if the other plants, insects, animals, and microbiota actually move up their schedule, too. Or, if even only the pollinator is awake at the same time the flower is blooming.

    The problems is, it’s possible for things to become out of sync due to temperature-induced gaps in the flower-bloom schedule. An example of this could be pollinators hibernating while flowers bloom and then wilt too soon when a “late” freeze arrives.

    It’s not the freeze that’s late, I tell them, it’s that the flowers are early…but that’s just me being selfish because I love winter, and miss playing hockey on the lake with friends.

  • Gambling on our Ecosystem 1

    Gambling on our Ecosystem 1

    In the sky is two crows dive bombing a hawk.

    The hawk climbs, fruitlessly, to overtake the two crows in elevation. Its innate interest in conserving energy, in using the thermals, works against them: their rate of ascent is too slow to overtake the crows. They who are so willing to consistently flap their wings, making it hard for the hawk as it is constantly harassed as it flies circles in the sky.

    I make bets with a friend, a fellow gardener. I relate to the hawk because the crows look like bullies. I’m putting money on the hawk. On paper they have the advantage, more weapons: sharper claws and beak.

    The terms of the bet is whatever species escapes the other first is considered the loser of the interaction. I picture the hawk spinning midair to slice them one by one, even a nick would be enough to send them packing back to a dumpster to scavenge for more discarded french fries.

    I’m sure of this. I boast. No way the avian epitome of nature-tooth-and-claw would be outdone by the second-class cousin of Poe’s raven. They’ll be sliced. Diced. I put my money down. I make plans on how to spend it. Maybe a new shovel, or hori hori. Extra mulch for the hoogle.

     

    Gambling on our Ecosystem 2

  • Gambling on our Ecosystem 2

    Gambling on our Ecosystem 2

    My friend says if they win they’ll buy in-game currency for their favorite videogame. They say they’ll buy in an instant something that takes weeks, or months even, to earn otherwise. While we watch the avian dogfight, I’m heartened by this news.

    The gardening gods will surely favor me in the bet since my motivations are more pure; my interest more aligned with the needs of the land. I’m already picturing the color of the shovel handle, realizing it’d be more expensive than expected, and ask if we can up the ante.

    Why not raise the stakes? The hawk clearly is simply biding its time while it coasts on thermals, seemingly unwilling to flap its wings while the crows badger it from above. I ask to double the bet, picturing the shovel *AND* hori hori I can now buy. Why not go all in they counter? A full month’s paycheck on the winner. Ahha, my friend thinks they themselves are clever but with this I’ve got them. An extra month means I can not just buy tools but more mulch for the yard, too.

    I need luck to win and I’m feeling lucky. The hawk, with it’s propensity for violence, will triumph over these bullies. It circles higher. The crows follow, flapping. Not just staying above but dive bombing the hawk from above, then flapping madly, in conjunction with using the same thermals, to gain extra elevation before again attacking downwards.

    The hawk looks harried. I wonder if they have any friends to help out but aside from the trio of birds the sky is an empty blue, an expanse that leaves no room for shelter.

    The hawk dives, seeking cover now in a ponderosa pine. Nice. Now they’ll pop out, slash the crows with their claws but the crows land, too. Begin cawing. Soon there are four crows instead of two and the hawks so deep in the treetop I can’t seem them.

    My friend begins making noise that the bet’s over and I better make plans to pay up but no bird has flown away yet. The whole pursuit happening as such an interlaced dance, it is still too close to call. Almost like the hawks and crows have done this before, like they know what the other will do next and work to have the correct counter in play. Almost like my friend has seen this play out, too.

    The crows make overtures towards the interior of the big pine, then pop out in a huff of feathers, clearly, the hawks’ claws are getting the better of them. I side eye my friend, looking for sweat but they are enjoying themselves. They sip electrolytes and eat handfuls of seeds, careful to not let any fall on the land and attract bears.

    It’s this self-awareness I see, that I admire, that makes me realize they wouldn’t have made the bet if they thought they might lose. I’m the same way but what if I’m wrong?

    Can’t be. Crow pops out, starts to fly away, then pivots and dives back into the thicket of conifer needles. We lose sight, here caws. Now another crow arrives from the other side of the mesa. Magpies are beginning to flow, arriving out of curiosity and then staying for entertainment.

    My friend quips that the crows seem to be flying in the wrong direction. A reversal in the sky matches a return of their good mood: they ask if maybe I can pay with bitcoin. I hear more caws and squawks, clearly the hawk is holding its own. Clearly.

     

    Gambling on our Ecosystem 3

  • Gambling on our Ecosystem 3

    Gambling on our Ecosystem 3

    I make the bet unaware that here we have nature divergent, evolution making sticky choices in a vacuum. The crows have a more diverse range of dietary options, more efficient calorie-intake-to-work ratios.

    I see the crows as bullies but the hawk is not blameless. Hawks will raid crow nests if given the chance, and it’s likely whichever side started it, today, both would see the initiating moves as pre-emptive self defense. Even if in the hawks case they’re defending against starvation and not the threat of actual violence.

    And yet, the deck is staked, the crows too persistent. This is the old mon bot writ large against a foundation of hunger and happiness: nerd vs. jock, except no one is teasing, and the bigger brained bird has all the advantage.

    Finally the hawk flies away at an unexpected moment. The crows pursue but have lost their edge. The hawk escapes. Escapes to hunt another day. Everyone wins, except me.

    How could this happen?

    While my friend crows about their win, pun intended, I’m trying to understand what happened, standing beneath a tree featuring our next gardening task . It is a linden tree with a widowmaker halfway up. The broken branch is above a gardening zone, a hoogle, and I’m worried that it might be dangerous. I’m almost annoyed enough with the tree, now, that I want to cut it down. This is the fifth broken branch like this in the last two years.

    Cut it down and use the full sun to grow vegetables. Lose a shady spot to sit, shade where the grasses grow green even in drought. Maybe do that and grow crops. Grow corn for the crows, even though they don’t really need it.

    I want to move on but my friend’s asking for money now. How could this happen? I ask again.

    It turns out, it’s fate.

    Hawks are limited in their food source making calorie conservation a biological imperative. The hawk’s prey, the prey that they can find, the pretty whose habitat shrinks with the ongoing crawl of human development, takes work. Its prey: rabbits, mice, snakes, and songbirds, are becoming frequently more scarce or better adapted at hiding in the human crafted spaces, making it harder for the hawk to hunt.

    They need to save energy because there’s gaps between meals. They can’t adapt fast enough to the changing environment. The slow creep of urban sprawl. The golf course dumpster and the rabbits hiding successfully at its base.

    These same trends only expand the crows trash-hunting options, as they adapt to the ever-hanging buffet of biomass that is the urban ecosystem surrounding our garden. More easy calories means more energy to flap their wings, giving them the advantage in the aerial battle with the hawk.

    I planned to use my winnings to buy a new shovel. Looks like I’ll have to sell my old one to make ends meet instead.

     

    A digital painting of a hawk and a crow squaring off with a text overlay that reads HAWK VS. CROW.
    Digital Painting by James Trekrim Jr.
  • What do Crows Think when its Unseasonably Warm?

    What do Crows Think when its Unseasonably Warm?

    I saw six crows overhead on a warm winter’s day. Flying not so much in formation but instead in a proximity of convenience. Was this some communal group? A family? Or even six adults, three couples? They were high enough above I could not see detail, but the setting sun cast rose gold light, turning their black bodies brown and gold in the fading day.

    What did they think of this unusually balmy December day? This long string of especially warm days? Is there a difference between a dry, dormant winter in the desert and a cold bitter winter in terms of food supply?

    Is there more opportunity?

    Or, while we’re speculating, does the opportunity come in waves? Extra food now means less food later. Insects emerge early looking for winter ephemerals (i.e. dandelions), but all they find is a hungry maw willing to sit with murder.

    So the crow gets extra food, but, whatever this generic pollinator might be (whether beetle, or grub, or butterfly and moth), it’s still getting eaten early, disrupting its chance to propagate its species. Instead of one beetle, given a chance to reproduce, do we have two beetles, or fifteen? Or fifty?

    The problem is we’re speaking in generalizations, speaking as if one crow and one beetle represent all birds and all insects. It also needs to be cleared up that all this speculation is not entirely in line with observations made in the garden.

    If we are speaking of just one beetle, we can speak of the pine beetle, which threatens the native ponderosa pine.

    The danger of all this speculation is that we might start connecting dots when there really is none. Do crows eat pine beetles? In a way that might significantly help control the infestations affecting our forests?

    Yes. No. Maybe? Like I said the field observations don’t support this propped up, amateur hypothesizing but maybe that just means I need to spend more time in the field.

    Crows eat insects. Pine beetles are insects. Crows eat pine beetles? Well, sure I’d guess they might if they can get to them but when you think of their respective ecological niches how much do they overlap?

    Maybe a lot but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen crows perched vertically on a trunk like a woodpecker, so maybe they have a different way to get the pine beetle under the bark.

    So maybe they would if they could with the beetles. I am going to do some research and will post more about this when I have answers. But for now, back to speculating.

    It’s this record warm weather that is creating so much disruption. So much opportunity for the opportunistic.

    Do crows see it as such? See it as an opportunity with no larger frame of reference? An opportunistic species taking advantage of unseasonably warm weather, making hay while the sun shines.

    Mild and nice, while west in California they’re dealing with atmospheric rivers. It’s like the planet wants to  park long-term the dry 65 degree weather in one spot and the torrential deluges in another. Yes, that’s plural of deluge. The water just keeps on coming even after the ground is saturated. That’s when things would get really dangerous except here in Colorado the garden it’s dry.

    We could use some of that rain, and California could use a little less.

     

    A digital painting of six crows on blue/
    Digital painting by James Trekrim, Junior.
  • The Snake, the Hawk, and the Mouse

    The Snake, the Hawk, and the Mouse

    At work recently, I saw a garter snake, which gave a great excuse for a water break.  Then I did another task across the yard to give the snake time to clear out safely, thinking about what I’d just seen.

    On this day, it moved into cover so fast I didn’t have time to snap a picture but it looked as if all the yard’s twigs and fallen leaves met at Fashion Week in Paris and decided on a cubist motif for next year’s season.

    That’s not to say snakes have a sense of fashion. The removal, and shedding, of skin is a process of pure function. The pattern itself blends to allow for visual deception for all but the keenest hawk’s eye.

    In those cases, looking perched from a thread in the ecosystem’s web, we see the evolution of the relationship between predator and prey.

    If something wants to eat you but they have bad eyesight and often look your way from hundreds of yards up, you only need an approximation of forest detritus to effectively survive. As the predator’s eyes get sharper, the snake needs better camouflage to avoid being eaten, which is why there are no pink and green snakes, or bright blue.

    If they even ever existed, then as the predators eyesight evolves to see them: anything that stands out gets eaten first.

    Equilibrium arises as both sides work to defeat the others’ ecological advantage. Over time, the snakes will continue to develop better pattern avoidance just as the hawks continue to develop better pattern recognition.

    What does the garter snake eat? Mice, mostly. Insects. Grasshoppers.

    It’s not like I know that many farmers living deep in the city but for those I know, still haven’t met one yet that has a cruel thing to say about a snake that eats mice.

    And that’s the rub, not farmers and food security. Instead, if we’re only discussing healthy ecosystems we must first recognize the challenge of labeling any aspect of it with a human centric perspective.

    Snakes certainly don’t see mice as pests. Within a set of prescribed circumstances snakes are very happy to see mice alive; me? Not so much. After my third mouse hotel cleaning and demolition in the last five years I’m ok with snakes eating all the mice they can get.

    But what if I trapped, or poisoned, mice? If I put out the best, most effective traps would it hurt the snakes. The hawks? Coyotes and bobcats? Fewer mice means less food for creatures higher up the food chain, if the mice are living and mingling within the same ecosystem. It won’t matter if the mice are in the walls…but if you remove Virginia creeper does it reduce the snake’s hunting grounds?

    Yes, but…I need to deflect so I don’t feel guilty. To be clear, it would only be harmful to the extreme if we behave in a way that’s extreme. If we scrapped bare the ground leaving nothing behind. No place for mice to hide from snakes but no place for snakes to hide from hawks, either.

    If the ecosystems are disrupted, it’s harder for higher-level creatures to find enough food. From our perspective, the system works because all the pieces exist holistically, yet I’m sure the mice could find cause to disagree.

  • The Good. The Bad. The Virginia Creeper.

    The Good. The Bad. The Virginia Creeper.

    A native plant (or exotic, depending on who you ask), Virginia creeper, theoretically, provides food for birds in winter. It is also known to be, “overly vigorous,” when it receives excessive watering—or, it turns into a wet year.

    For that very reason, I must regrettably report that this summer the client asked me to remove a large patch of it that was choking out other locally native plants. It’s a tough decision but they made it because the balance no longer leaned towards species diversity.

    With Virginia creeper, the problem is its voraciousness. Or, the problem is us and houses, but you can’t tell that to the man who pays the bills…

    Especially in wet and rainy years, Virginia creeper will expand its solar footprint to excess, working its way up and through to outcompete other beneficial plants.

    Poisonous to humans and pets, but important to birds that eat berries, yet if we remove the Virginia creeper and leave behind the Apache plume, scrub oak, and (yes, even the) Russian sage, we remove a plant that will always try to take more than its fair share and take it first (as defined on any scale other than its own) and expands its solar footprint till it consumes all resources.

    Does Virginia creeper really act with such salacious selfishness? Not at all. Ironic to say, maybe, but only in the framework of everyone else’s needs should we consider it a selfish plant.

    Beyond birds, it offers habitat and home for additional populations of native insects. Which means even as it chokes out native plants and trees, it is providing space for some of our most threatened ecological niches to gain additional resiliency (insects—not mice).

    This is all, of course, speculation, educated guesswork,  and good ol’ fashioned field observation mixed with healthy doses of colonial privilege, anecdotal assumption, and reasonably serious research. Virginia creeper is actually a beneficial plant because it provides habitat for snakes and food for birds but is that statement true if we examine the vine’s impact on Apache plume and rabbit brush’s growth rate?

    We need to check this perspective and be clear it’s totally human centric. Even then, if we’re discussing perspectives in which we say randomly something like, “plants are altruistic,” or even, “plants are selfish,” it is often framed in context of evolutionary advantage.

    And if that’s the case then it’s not really altruism.

    Can plants actually be altruistic? Let’s say not, because the power exchange within the ecosystem is usually not self balancing…but if we look at the larger system as a whole, individual players within the ecology only behave in ways that are tangential to altruistic action. If they can’t be altruistic themselves can the larger system still transmute selfishness into a more common currency?

     

    A swallow-tail butterfly drinking nectar from a tiger lilly.
    It depends on their needs.

     

    This leads to questions: is it helpful to anthropomorphize intangibles like “ecosystem,” or even the broader concept of “nature”? Can the larger system work altruistically if the individual is always motivated by self interest?

    Maybe best if we never know…but, if you’re looking for answers, best ask the Virginia creeper, or my bank account.

     

  • CORRECTION: Ambush Bugs Ambush Me

    CORRECTION: Ambush Bugs Ambush Me

    I need to post a correction. In What’s it Like to Be a Bee, I said some things that I’ve later come to regret. Not only did I sound like an idiot but I was wrong, too.

    Here is a photo of what I have subsequently learned are insect predators called Ambush Bugs, and they apparently have no fear of the bee’s stinger, much to the bee’s dismay.

    Unfortunately, no higher-res photos of these insects exist. But, if they did, they certainly wouldn’t be at this site: here.

  • Denial is a River

    Denial is a River

    “It’s not fair.” I said, maybe the one wrong thing I could say to get fired. The property owner wasn’t happy. Some seeds got left in the sun for too long and lost the bio availability to germinate and my attitude wasn’t helping.

    Technically that *was* my fault, but they only sat in that metal cubby at the base of the outdoor grill because I sprained my ankle playing hockey. And yes, I’m getting a little old to be slammed against the boards, but hockey is, or was, a necessary component of my life, supporting my social and mental health.

    Sometimes I get hurt. A simple twist of fate and now the seeds don’t grow. I admit it’s true I traded professional success for an HBO binge. Four months on the couch then back to work and no PT because the Doc says gardening is it’s own therapy.

    So, not the problem, I know. I was reactive in the conversation about seeds and when the property owner tried to better understand what happened I overreacted even more. I felt persecuted. 

    All this from bad luck playing hockey and I know it’s all my fault but they didn’t need to point it out.

    Yes, saying it’s not my fault, or it’s not fair, is both unprofessional and childish but getting fired for it seems like overkill, even if it was only temporary. I know. I need more therapy than just the physical kind, but the little bits that I’ve had helped me learn how to apologize. Good enough to get my job back with conditions.

    Maybe I should provide some context. I have one older brother and one younger and when I was seven I felt overlooked. I never saw the work my older brother put in to earn his freedoms and I certainly didn’t see the endless grind of parenting necessary to keep us happy, whole, and safe. I may have said more than my fair share of, “it’s not fair”.

    In fact, I am learning it may even have come to define my worldview unconsciously to such a foundational extent it became a lens through which I view all conflict. A lens looked through irrationally, held up in ignorance, distracted by the event itself placed in my path. I know better now, and begged off for past mistakes.

    The boss was kind enough to offer me my job back on a probationary basis as long as the next round of seeds germinates successfully. Here’s to second chances and another season of growth!


    Attached note from Property Owner:
    After reading this I have to shake my head. So melodramatic! I never “fired” the guy. I always planned to bring him back. He just needed a cooldown period before the next task. Good help is hard to find and everyone has their quirks. The key is finding someone whose crazy is compatible with my crazy. This hothead? This I can deal with.

    Sure, half his thoughts got refereed by a therapist, but he does good work, shows up on time, and is affordable. Best of all, there was a time he knocked a chunk out of a painted pillar so the raw wood showed through and he told me. So, I know I can trust him.

    But he is right. I will fire him if the new seeds don’t grow.